graham:	if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance:	good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro:	the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro:	we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham:	yes
graham:	i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra:	we're half through voting now
graham:	oh that's depressing
estonia:	shows up
graham:	is he standing outside a prison?
albania:	petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham:	better than you
albanian guy:	(singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham:	you should leave
eric:	i'll help you to the bathroom
graham:	don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany:	we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham:	speak for yourself
dude:	breathes
graham:	oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra:	azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham:	god, please, no
denmark:	winning
graham:	busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won:	proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham:	can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham:	oh flowers now, marvellous
graham:	my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

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graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of